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KEV
 Post subject: FRANK CARSON - R.I.P.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:41 am 
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My father fought in World War I single-handedly destroyed the Germans' lines of communication. He ate their pigeon.

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

I don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Bloody Genius ... Rest In Peace!.

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 Post subject: Re: FRANK CARSON - R.I.P.
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I like this one by Frank:
A man goes into a pet shop and says "Do you sell Wasps" ,the owner says no,the man says "Theres one in the window".
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It's the way he told 'em.

Sad news.

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R.I.P. Frank Carson

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"It's a cracker !"

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 Post subject: Re: FRANK CARSON - R.I.P.
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Like the story about the Pope. Could Benedict be an Elvis fan?

http://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/tributes- ... Path=news/

A great comedian, Frank had his own style of humour.

He will be sadly missed.

R.I.P.

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 Post subject: Re: FRANK CARSON - R.I.P.
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Just minded on this one he told on TV!.

They have just found out why there was no one on board the marie celeste,they found a poster that said ... STARING TONIGHT,CANNON AND BALL!.

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