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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:24 pm 
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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well ... she's not exactly my girlfriend, yet.


I went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt!
Do you think I should change dentists?


My wife has been missing for a week now. Police informed me to prepare for the worst, so I went to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.


A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a mustache."


The Red Cross just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend,

"That's us in 10 years".

He look at me and said, "That's us now, dip shit. You're looking in a mirror!"

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"Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes !"

That joke from Tim Vine has been voted the funniest of the year..................

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ColinB wrote:
"Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes !"

That joke from Tim Vine has been voted the funniest of the year..................


I heard that on the radio yesterday. He is very funny, I love his stuff.

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