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 Post subject: The worst Elvis memorabilia
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:49 am 
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I got an email the other day from shopelvis informing me my long delayed FTDs had been posted. Attached were some holiday bargains, including this shocker.
Which got me thinking, what is the worst piece of Elvis memorabilia out there? Is there anything worse than this?
Your thoughts?
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 Post subject: Re: The worst Elvis memorabilia
PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:26 pm 
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Rickeap wrote:
I got an email the other day from shopelvis informing me my long delayed FTDs had been posted. Attached were some holiday bargains, including this shocker.
Which got me thinking, what is the worst piece of Elvis memorabilia out there? Is there anything worse than this?
Your thoughts?
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I think you,ve just found it.


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 Post subject: Re: The worst Elvis memorabilia
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:37 pm 
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Here is something awful, can't believe it's been approved and licensed....Image

"BRAND NEW GROW A ELVIS PRESLEY.

PLACE THE KING IN WATER AND WATCH HIM GROW 4 TIMES HIS SIZE IN 72 HOURS.

STARTING SIZE 5cm. DRY HIM OUT AND HE SHRINKS BACK TO HIS NORMAL SIZE TO BE REUSED AGAIN. SAFE AND NON TOXIC."


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Anything made by Sid Shaw from "Elvisly Yours".

Marks and Spencer in the UK last year were selling Elvis Presley Underpants. I can't find a picture!


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Anything made by Sid Shaw from "Elvisly Yours".

Marks and Spencer in the UK last year were selling Elvis Presley Underpants. I can't find a picture!


Awww hell, I missed them!

Were they themed, you know, A Big Hunk Of Love, Stuck On You, Burning Love, Way Down, Am I Ready, It Ain't No Big Thing, Stand By Me......?

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Unfortunately not they just had a 50's head shot.. I consider myself a huge fan but the back of Elvis' face rubbing against my tackle is just a little much for me...


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